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In 2001, a quiet hero arose. A father, a loving husband, a dedicated federal agent...an unhinged maniac with a gun, multiple knives and a self-made license to kill. That man: CTU agent Jack Bauer. Three buddies – two 24 veterans and a newbie – re-live every minute of the longest days of Jack's life, drink copiously and wish for the incredible technology of the early 2000s. Events unfold in real time.
Episodes
Friday Nov 10, 2017
Friday Nov 10, 2017
This week, we discuss Hour 4 of 24 Season 2, and dammit Kiefer found out about the drinking game. Jack Bauer gets his men, Kim finds some legal trouble, Tony Almeida struggles with command, and G Mase prepares for organ soup in his pants. We wonder where all the dang ZIP disks went. We're pretty sure that puppy is OK.
Highlights include:
- Curtis casts the spell, Dickbag Leviosa
- Mike shares his uncle's VERY GOOD visualization techniques.
- Kate Warner is the absolute damn worst.
- Hey NYC...LA heard you were talking shit.
Friday Nov 03, 2017
Friday Nov 03, 2017
This week, we discuss Hour 3 of 24 Season 2 and we make a definitive call – the Oxford comma sucks. Jack Bauer makes a special delivery, Kim saves her smaller self, Kate is a bad sister, and Cubby survives. Patriots make an explosive entrance, and Curtis writes a deeply erotic novel.
Highlights include:
- Sean Astin is a Stranger Things serial killer. Sorry.
- Lynne Kresge makes an enemy.
- Fucking, War and Peace
- Curtis defines a nope-able situation.
Saturday Oct 28, 2017
Saturday Oct 28, 2017
We're back to discuss Hour 2 of 24 Season 2, and Jack finally gets ahead of some terrorists. The boys discuss emergency evacuations, Kim Bauer makes two very bad choices, Palmer gets horrible diarrhea, and Dave the terrorist develops some late-life joint problems.
Highlights include:
- Mass hysteria and panic, drink!
- G Mase gets up to his old tricks.
- Curtis explains the Great Theory of Nope.
- Tony swangin' that thang.
- Hey there, Cowboy.
Friday Oct 20, 2017
Friday Oct 20, 2017
We're back with Season 2 of 24, and the boys were excited to see Jack add a new phase to the cycle of grief: murder. David Palmer goes fishing, Kim Bauer makes a run for it, and Jack learns the blade. We're already out of time.
Highlights include:
- Oops, they really leaned into the brown terrorists.
- Mini-Kim gonna Kim.
- Y'all, I just don't trust Gary.
- CTU Mole Race has begun.
Thursday Oct 05, 2017
Thursday Oct 05, 2017
This week, the boys take a stroll down memory lane to help Curtis work out all the feelings that 24 Season 1 made him feel. We talk moles, Sherry's terrible betrayal, and what the future holds for one Jack Bauer. We'll kick off Season 2 next week, so buckle up your butts.
Friday Sep 29, 2017
Friday Sep 29, 2017
This week, we break down Hour 24 of 24 Season 1, and dammit we do it live! David makes an important staffing decision, the Drazens make a critical mistake, Jack unleashes the vans of war, and Nina shows off her Rosetta Stone skills.
Thursday Sep 21, 2017
Thursday Sep 21, 2017
This week, we break down Hour 23 of 24 Season 1 and Things. Finally. Pop. Off. We finally learn the second mole in CTU, Jack and Palmer have an explosive reunion, Sherry shows her true colors, and Kim takes a leap of, well, not faith.
Highlights include:
- A trip to the orchard.
- Seriously, can Teri's day get any worse?
- Call an employment lawyer.
- The boys do their level best to break Mike in half.
Thursday Sep 14, 2017
Thursday Sep 14, 2017
This week, we break down Hour 22 of 24 Season 1 and bask in the first episode without any Kim Bauer dialogue. David Palmer begins to test executive privilege, Sherry hatches a sexy plot, Teri puts Nina in an awkward position, and Jack gets his bell rung. It's almost so ready to pop off, you guys.
Highlights include:
- The Kim Bauer Quiet Hour
- Victor Drazen pops off.
- Playing some pattycake!
- My dinner-a Borak, very nice.
Thursday Sep 07, 2017
Thursday Sep 07, 2017
This week, the boys pour one out for everyone's hero: Lou Diamond Phillips, secret DoD prison warden. David Palmer gets a sensual back rub, Jack has some tummy issues, Teri gets more bad news and Kim epitomizes white privilege. Jack Bauer's murderous rage begins to coil like a spring.
Highlights include:
- We all do our best Victor Drazen accent, and it turns out we're better than Dennis Hopper.
- Kim refuses to take any blame for her bad choices.
- We cut five minutes of David Palmer sex improv. You're welcome.
- Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
Thursday Aug 31, 2017
Thursday Aug 31, 2017
This week, we break down Hour 20 of 24 Season 1. Jack Bauer makes friends with Lou Diamond Phillips, David Palmer completes the implosion of his marriage, Andre Drazen proves his tactical genius, and Kim begins her law career. The Drazen family reveals its most hilarious accent yet.
Highlights include:
- Curtis finally tells us what he thinks of David Palmer.
- Sherry goes sub-zero.
- A wild Adam Sandler appears.
- Tase everyone, bro.
- The Father, the Young Guns, and the Serbian Ghosts