In 2001, a quiet hero arose. A father, a loving husband, a dedicated federal agent…an unhinged maniac with a gun, multiple knives and a self-made license to kill. That man: CTU agent Jack Bauer. Three buddies – two 24 veterans and a newbie – re-live every minute of the longest days of Jack’s life, drink copiously and wish for the incredible technology of the early 2000s. Events unfold in real time.
The boys are back to sell Hour 9 of 24 season 3 to the highest bidder – and uh-oh, who's that? It's Nina goddamn Myers. David Palmer meets a cool Ben Carson, Jack Bauer gets a call on the terror hotline, and Wayne Palmer is both a bad brother and a bad chief of staff. Put on your crime clothes, because this is our best yet.
It's a holiday miracle, and the boys are back to break down hour 8 of 24 season 3, and y'all things are about to get all freaky naughty. Ted Packard hands over some nasty documents, Chase lands a plane and Jack leaves a love letter for David Palmer. It's the best yet.
The boys are finally back to break down Hour 7 of season 3 of 24, and by golly someone's getting these dang hands. Ramon Salazar works on getting drunk enough to defenestrate, Jack Bauer makes a Most Unnecessary Kill, and Michael finds a big stack of money in the molestand.
This week (month?) the boys finally break down Hour 6 of 24 Season 3, and boy howdy it's a doozy. Curtis finally remembered to hit record, Jack Bauer and Ramon Salazar make a break for it, and we create the summer's hottest new show – Jared Leto Presents: Celebrity Plane Jousting.
The boys are back to break down Hour 5 of 24 season 3! This week, everyone at CTU learns the shocking truth that Kim is bad at her job. Jack and Ramon make a break for it and are immediately stopped. Chase tries out the latest in AR, and David Palmer makes a whoopsie uh-oh.
This week, the boys break down Hour 4 of 24 season 3, and it's a dang riot. Kyle Singer sees a Shevy Chillveradro, Jack takes no answer for an answer, Michelle Dessler takes charge, and Tony Almeida takes pride in his theoretical heritage. David Palmer does his thing.
This week, the boys break down Hour 3 of 24 season 3, and all hell breaks loose. Gael Ortega gets up to mole shenanigans, Jack Bauer is just itching for that good horse, Kyle Singer pays the rent and Tony Almeida gets a bit too big for his britches. Chloe starts to grow on all of us.
The boys break down Hour 2 of 24Season 3, and Mike finally makes a coherent argument why Tom Hanks needs to do better. Unfortunately, it requires praising Tim Allen. Jack kicks a horse. Kim spills all kinds of beans. David consults a physician, and WE GET A MOLE ALERT!
The boys are back for a brand new day – it's finally 24 season 3, and Jack Bauer sure picked a bad day to quit shooting heroin! David Palmer gets up to his old tricks, Kim Bauer has an unlikely new career, Tony and Michelle are bad at marriage, and hey, is that Zachary Quinto? Curtis refuses to make predictions.
The boys are finally back with the season finale of 24 season 2! Jack takes a ride on the neck-go-round, Peter Kingsley likes to play a game, Tony says yeah, and David Palmer gets a redemptive handshake. We run completely out of time.